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27 July 2007

Bang, bang, squelch, squelch (slight return II)

A Friday afternoon indulgence for those readers of this blog (all two of them - you know who you are) who share my affection for acid wigout music.

It is Mac Mac by the Bloody Beetroots courtesy of Stockholm Beat Connection.

25 July 2007

The new politics of floods

Most rain plays an important part in our national weather. We must be resolute in dealing with the handful of extreme downpours that pose a threat to our traditional way of life. We must engage with moderate elements in the rain community ...

20 July 2007

Why do EastEnders writers hate the bourgeoisie so much?

It's built into the concept I suppose. The soap is about salt of the earth cockneys, so if Albert Square were invaded by the middle classes, with their insatiable appetite for rocket and Victorian terraced houses, the programme would fall apart. So gentrification has to be kept at bay.

Remember Wilmott-Brown? Smooth, charming, a bit posh, tried to set up a wine bar to rival the Queen Vic. Turned out he was a serial rapist.

And more recently there was May - Doctor, wore floral print dresses, went to university, pronounced her aitches. Turns out she was a pill-popping, psycopath prepared to rip the unborn child out of its mother's womb with a pair of nail scissors.

Now we have Stella. She started out as a mild-mannered lawyer. Shy, a bit gauche. Comes from a genteel family. But what's this? Living above a pub isn't good enough for her. She wants to move to a proper house. And naturally, being in possession of materialistic aspirations, she is also a child abuser. Of course she is.

I suppose I can't blame EastEnders. Like all great drama it only holds a mirror up to society. If we don't like what we see, that's not the writer's fault. That's what we bourgeois folk are like. Thwart us and we will murder your children in their beds.

19 July 2007

I'm back from my holidays. Here's a mashup

Obvious really, when you think about it: Sympathy For the Warhols by Pheugoo.